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Good & bad news

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jul 10, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?"

    Patient: "Well, give me the bad news first."

    Doctor: "You have cancer, I estimate that you have about two years left."

    Patient: "OH NO! That's awefull! In two years my life will be over! What kind of good news could you probably tell me, after this???"

    Doctor: "You also have Alzheimer's. In about three months you are going to forget everything I told you."