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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Oct 14, 2002.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Man goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi, something terrible is
    happening and I have to talk to you about it."

    The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?"

    The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me."

    The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, "How can that
    be?"

    The man then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain she's
    poisoning me, what should I do?"

    The Rabbi then offers, "Tell you what. Let me talk to her,
    I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know."

    A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says, "Well, I
    spoke to your wife. I spoke to her on the phone for three
    hours. You want my advice?"

    The man anxiously says, "Yes."

    "Take the poison," says the Rabbi.
     
  2. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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