Golfers = The 10 Best Caddie Replies........

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Nov 30, 2003.

  1. okie

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    # 10
    Golfer "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
    Caddy "Think you can keep your head down that long?"

    # 9
    Golfer "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
    Caddy "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."

    # 8
    Golfer "Do you think my game is improving?"
    Caddy "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."

    # 7
    Golfer "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
    Caddy "Eventually."

    # 6
    Golfer "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
    Caddy "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."

    # 5
    Golfer "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of
    a distraction."
    Caddy "It's not a watch - it's a compass."

    # 4
    Golfer "How do you like my game?"
    Caddy "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."

    # 3
    Golfer "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?"
    Caddy "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day."

    # 2
    Golfer "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
    Caddy "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."

    # 1 Best Caddy Comment
    Golfer "That can't be my ball, it's too old,"
    Caddy "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."