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Golfers!!! Beware!!

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Ronny, May 6, 2003.

  1. Ronny

    Ronny Good Guy

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    > > > > > > A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready
    to
    > > > > > consummate
    > > > > > > their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I
    have
    a
    > > > > > > confession
    > > > > > > to make, I'm not a virgin."
    > > > > > > The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and
    age."
    > > > > > > The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy."
    > > > > > > "Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"
    > > > > > > "Tiger Woods."
    > > > > > > "Tiger Woods the golfer?"
    > > > > > > "Yeah."
    > > > > > > "Well he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you
    went to
    > bed
    > > > > > with
    > > > > > > him."
    > > > > > > The husband and wife then make passionate love. When they
    get
    > done,
    > > > > > the
    > > > > > > husband gets up and walks to the telephone. "What are you
    doing?"
    > > > > > asks
    > > > > > the
    > > > > > > wife. The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call
    room
    > > service
    > > > > > and
    > > > > > > get some food." "Tiger wouldn't do that!" She claims.
    > > > > > > "Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
    > > > > > > "He'd come back to bed and do it a second time." The
    husband
    puts
    > > > > > down
    > > > > > the
    > > > > > > phone and goes back to bed to make love with his wife a
    second
    > time.
    > > > > > > When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone.
    "What
    are
    > > > > > you
    > > > > > > doing?" She asks. The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I
    was
    > going
    > > > > > to
    > > > > > > call
    > > > > > > room service to get some food."
    > > > > > > "Tiger wouldn't do that." Again she claims.
    > > > > > > "Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
    > > > > > > "He'd come back to bed and do it a third time."
    > > > > > > The guy slams down the phone and goes back to bed and makes
    love
    > to
    > > > > > his
    > > > > > > wife
    > > > > > > a third time. When they finish he's tired and beat. He
    drags
    > himself
    > > > > > over
    > > > > > > to
    > > > > > > the phone and starts to dial. The wife asks, "Are you
    calling
    room
    > > > > > > service?"
    > > > > > > "No! I'm calling Tiger Woods to find out what's par for
    this
    damn
    > > > > > hole!"