Golf

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  1. okie

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    A man staggered into a hospital with concusion, multible bruises, two black eyes, and a 5 iron wrapped around his throat.
    Naturally, the doctor asked him, "what happened to you?"
    "Well, i was having a round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow field. We went to look for them, and while i was looking i noticed that one of the cows had something white at its rear end."
    "I walked over, lifted it's tail, and sure enough there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it, stuck right in the cow's ass."
    Still holding the cow's tail up, i yelled to my wife,
    "hey, this looks like yours!"
    " i don't remember much after that."