A man staggered into a hospital with concusion, multible bruises, two black eyes, and a 5 iron wrapped around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asked him, "what happened to you?" "Well, i was having a round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow field. We went to look for them, and while i was looking i noticed that one of the cows had something white at its rear end." "I walked over, lifted it's tail, and sure enough there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it, stuck right in the cow's ass." Still holding the cow's tail up, i yelled to my wife, "hey, this looks like yours!" " i don't remember much after that."