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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Aug 2, 2003.

  1. okie

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    In primitive society, when native tribes beat
    the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called
    witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is
    called golf.

    * The man who takes up golf to get his mind off
    his work soon takes up work to get his mind off golf.

    * Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles.

    * The secret of good golf is to hit the ball hard,
    straight and not too often.

    * There are three ways to improve your golf game:
    take lessons, practice constantly -- or start cheating.

    * An amateur golfer is one who addresses the ball
    twice - once before swinging, and once again,
    after swinging.

    * Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddy
    because it cannot count, criticize or laugh.

    * Golf is a game in which the slowest people in
    the world are those in front of you, and the
    fastest are those behind.

    * Golf: A five mile walk punctuated with disappointments.

    * There's no game like golf: you go out with
    three friends, play eighteen holes, and return
    with three enemies.

    * Golf got its name because all of the other
    four letter words were taken