Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jun 3, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple
    bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his
    throat. Naturally, the doctor asked him what happened. "Well," the man
    says, it's like this. I was playing a quiet round of golf with my
    wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a
    pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting
    around, I noticed one of the cows had something white on its rear end.
    I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a
    golf ball with my wife's monogram on it-stuck right in the middle of
    the cow's butt. That's when I made my big mistake." "What did you do?"
    the doctor asks. "Well," the man replies, "I lifted the cow's tail and
    yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours! I don't remember much
    after that."