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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jun 5, 2009.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

    Oct 28, 2001
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    Muskogee Ok.
    A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple of

    The golfer says to him, "I'd give anything to sink this next putt."

    A stranger walks up to him and whispers, "Would you give up a fourth of your
    sex life?"

    The golfer thinks the man is crazy and that his answer will be meaningless,
    but also that perhaps this is a good omen, so he says, "Okay," and sinks the

    Two holes later he mumbles to himself, "Boy, if I could only get an eagle on
    this hole."

    The same stranger moves to his side and says, "Would it be worth another
    fourth of your sex life?"

    The golfer shrugs and says, "Sure."

    He makes an eagle.

    On the final hole, the golfer needs yet another eagle to win.

    Though he says nothing, the stranger moves to his side and says, "Would you be
    willing to give up the rest of your sex life to win this match?"

    The golfer says, "Certainly!" He makes the eagle.

    As the golfer walks to the club house, the stranger walks alongside and says,
    "You know, I've really not been fair with you because you don't know who I am.
    I'm the devil, and from now on you will have no sex life."

    "Nice to meet you," says the golfer. "My name's Father O'Malley."