Golf talk

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 12, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    Last summer Ed met a woman while on vacation and fell head over heels in love with her.
    On the last night of his vacation, the two of them went to
    dinner and had a serious talk about how they would continue the relationship.

    "It's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut," Ed
    said to his lady friend.. "I eat, sleep and breathe golf, so if that's a problem, you'd better say so now."

    "Well, if we're being honest with each other, here goes,"
    she replied. "I'm a hooker."

    "I see, Ed replied, and was quiet for a moment.
    Then he added, "You know, it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you tee off."