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Golf Set Up

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Jul 1, 2003.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    (This sign is posted at a local golf club)

    1. Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.
    2. Form a loose grip.
    3. Keep your head down.
    4. Avoid a quick back swing.
    5. Stay out of the water.
    6. Try not to hit anyone.
    7. If you are taking too long, please let others go ahead of you.
    8. Don't stand directly in front of others.
    9. Quiet please... while others are preparing to go.
    10. Don't take extra strokes.

    Well done! Now flush the urinal, go outside, and tee off!
     
  2. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Is that how it is done;P ;f
     

  3. igrp

    igrp ut supra

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