It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. ~ Mark Twain It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course. ~Hank Aaron Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe Subject: Golf words of wisdom Ben Hogan - As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. Lee Trevino - I am not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes they would have come up sliced. Harry Tofcano - I'm hitting the woods just great, but I'm having a terrible time getting out of them. Winston Churchill - Golf is a game whose aim it is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose. Anonymous - Real golfers don't cry when they line up their fourth putt. Jack Benny - Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner ... and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. Gardner Dickinson - They say that life is a lot like golf - don't believe them. Golf is a lot more complicated. Bobby Jones - Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult. Steve Ballesteros - I'd like to see the fairways more narrow. Then everyone would have to play from the rough, not just me. Tommy Bolt - Always throw your clubs ahead of you. That way you don't have to waste energy going back to pick them up.