Two buddies were playing golf, one guy was using a yellow ball and slicies it into a path of buttercups. He's having a hard time finding the yellow ball, gets real mad and starts hacking away at the yellow buttercup flowers. Then all of a sudden, the sky turns dark with thunder and lightning a deep voice from the heavens rings out. "This is God, and for destroying my beautiful patch of buttercups everytime you eat butter you will get sick" The buddy rushes over and says, "Wow what happened, the sky got dark and I saw lightning are you OK? ....."God spoke to me and said for destoying this beautiful patch of buttercups I can no longer eat anything with butter" His buddy said, "Wow you are lucky you didn't slice into a patch of *****willows"