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Golf Course Sign

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by groverglock, Mar 24, 2004.

  1. groverglock

    groverglock Guns & Hoses

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    This is a sign in a local golf course:


    BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.

    FORM A LOOSE GRIP.

    KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN.

    AVOID A QUICK BACKSWING.

    STAY OUT OF THE WATER.

    TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.

    IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, PLEASE LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.

    DON’T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.

    QUIET PLEASE… WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING TO GO.

    DON’T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.

    WELL DONE – NOW FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE AND TEE OFF!