Golf Course Etiquette The earlier version of this joke was censored. Here is a toned down version that might make it through. A man and his beautiful girlfriend are lining up their putts after putting their approach shots on the green. Stepping up to his 8 foot putt, the man says to girlfriend "Sweetheart, if I make this putt, I will take you out on the town tonight and wine you and dine you like you've never been wined and dined before". He strikes the ball and it proceeds to roll into the heart of the cup. His girlfriend steps up to her 45 footer and announces to the man, "Honey, if I make this putt, after dinner tonight, I'll take you back to my place and make love to you like you've never been made love to before". She draws the club head back and starts to strike the ball when the man frantically runs up to her, grabs the putter from her hands and yells "Wait a minute!! Don't you know a "gimme" put when you see it!!!!!"