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Golf Club

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by pimagunman, Aug 7, 2003.

  1. pimagunman

    pimagunman Dismember

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    The police arrive at a home and find a
    woman dead on the living room floor with
    a golf club next to her body.
    They ask the husband " Is this your wife?"
    "Yes"
    " Did you kill her?"
    "Yes"
    "It looks like you hit her about 8 times"
    "Yes I did, but could you put me down for 5"
     
  2. Steve Koski

    Steve Koski Got Insurance? Millennium Member

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    That caught me off guard! Thanks!