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Golden Urinal

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 15, 2009.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A man comes home late one night, drunk.

    "Where have you been?" asks his wife.

    "In the Golden Bar! They have golden chairs, golden glasses, golden beer, and
    a golden urinal!"

    This sounds awfully suspicious to the wife, who calls the Golden Bar.

    "Do you have golden chairs?"

    "Yes."

    "Do you have golden glasses?"

    "Yes."

    "Do you have golden beer?"

    "Yes."

    "Do you have a golden urinal?"

    "Hold on."

    On the other end, she hears "I think we have a line on the guy who pissed in
    your saxophone”.
     
  2. HandyMan Hugh

    HandyMan Hugh NRA Life Member

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    At least it wasn't a Sousaphone, think what he could have done in one of those! :rofl::supergrin::rofl: