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going to war without France

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by prpbmw, Feb 24, 2003.

  1. prpbmw

    prpbmw Millennium Member

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    Guy on the radio did a bunch of them -

    Everyone heard this one:

    Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an accordion.

    Best one was

    Going to war without France is like going to a Texas BBQ with out croissants.
     
  2. David_G17

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    goint to war with iraq without the french help is like:

    ... going to glocktalk without a joystick
    ... going to a gun show without rosie O'donnell
    ... going swimming without an anvil
    ... campaining in Harlem without a KKK promotional sign
    ... driving at night without sunglasses
    ... going to an AA meeting without a keg
    ... going to war with iraq without the french, oh wait, that was what we were comparing in the first place.
     

  3. David_G17

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    going to war without france... it's like, it's like... it's like world war II.
     
  4. Wmarden

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    Going to war without france is like...

    ..a liberal talking sense.

    ..bill clinton talking without lying.

    ...A gun grabber caring about victims of crime.

    ...fishing without your anvil.

    ...hunting deer without your bass boat.

    ...joining the kkk without marrying your sister.