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GOD's New Commandment!

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jul 29, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    NEWS FLASH - GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!

    During a recent staff meeting in Heaven, God, Moses, and Saint Peter concluded that the behavior of Ex-President Clinton has brought about the need for an eleventh commandment.

    They worked long and hard in a brain-storming session to try to settle on the wording of the new commandment, because they realized that it should have the same style, majesty and dignity as the original ten. They began their brain-storming and came up with the 11th.

    After many revisions, they finally agreed that the eleventh commandment should be:

    "Thou shalt not comfort thy rod with thy staff."
     
  2. potshot

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    You better prepare yourself for a bolt of lightning, dude;L ;2 ;C
     

  3. sigsrbest

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    GOD said to tell you , you are one funny guy...
    now the question is , do you have the copywrite or can HE include it in the next revision ?;f
     
  4. okie

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    Nope I dont have a copywrite he can use away;f
     
  5. okie

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    Hey dude God told me to tell you to lighten up as he thought
    it was funny as heck;f ;p ;N
     
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    Navy joe TFL Member

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    But is it ok to comfort thy staff with thy rod if they do covet it?