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Gods gifts

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 29, 2004.

  1. okie

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    There was these three guys and god all granted them each a wish and the first one says i wish i had alot of heroin so his wish is granted the second guy says i wish i had alot of beer so his wish is granted so then the third guy says i wish i ahd alot of weed so his wish is granted so 2 years down the road the god goes back and sees the first guy all shot up and dead and the god saw the second with his liver all gone and he is dead so then the god saw the third guy crying and the god says why are u crying he says i dont have a damn lighter