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God's best designs

Discussion in 'Religious Issues' started by hogfish, Mar 1, 2014.

  1. hogfish

    hogfish Señor Member

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    Some of God's more successful designs have to be rodents. Rabbits and squirrels in your garden, rats and mice in your barn/shed/home, beavers in the rivers, etc.

    It's an unwinnable war. :frown:
     
  2. Dave514

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    hogfish Señor Member

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    I've heard they are actually the best. Angels really hate them. All angels do.
     
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    Woofie Disirregardless CLM

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    The water bear.
     
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    They do service a purpose, just not sure what.
     
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    Fibonacci sequence. Found through all of nature.
     
  9. hogfish

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    You're Fib-ing.
     
  10. OldSchool64

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    But it is a winnable war.

    In fact one of God's best designs is more than capable of taking out another.

    If you wanna talk about destructive designs, the problem is...
    The really smart rodents don't hang out near active volcanoes.
     
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    Kangaroo's come to mind, although it's not clear how Noah managed to spirit them and other antipodean creatures to the ark.
     
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    Common housecat. Perfectly adapted to what they are meant to do.

    What else kills with abandon and yet has women everywhere (and some men) wanting it to sit in their lap and let them pet it?
     
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    Its only natural enemy is the vacuum cleaner.

    Randy

    Sent from my DROID RAZR HD using Ohub Campfire mobile app
     
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    I resemble that remark!

    :wavey:
     
  16. flyover

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    This. The roaches were here before the ascent of man and will be here long after our decline.
     
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    SCmasterblaster G17 carrier since 1989 Millennium Member

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    I never thought of rabbits and squirrels as being rodents.
     
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    Because the thought of eating rodents is gross. ;)
     
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    SCmasterblaster G17 carrier since 1989 Millennium Member

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    I have never eaten rabbits or squirrels. I have just thought of rodents as being rats and mice. Or a woodchuck.
     
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    Best: roaches
    Worst: man, God took him out of the oven too early. Just a bit under baked.