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God & Harleys

Discussion in 'Moto Club' started by truxrme, May 7, 2007.

  1. truxrme

    truxrme

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    God and Harleys


    Arthur Davidson, the inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, died and
    went to heaven.

    At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and
    your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out
    with anyone you want in Heaven."

    Arthur thought about it for a minute, then said, "I want to hang out with God."

    St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced him to God.
    God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who
    invented the Harley Davidson motorcycle?"

    Arthur said, "Yes, that's me."
    God said, "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty
    unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?"

    Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but fin ally he said, "Excuse me, but
    aren't YOU the inventor of woman?"

    God said, "Yes."

    "Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major
    design flaws in your invention:
    1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions...

    2. It chatters constantly at high speeds...

    3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.

    4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust...

    5. And the maintenance costs are enormous!"
    "Hmmmmm, you have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."

    God went to His Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited
    for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

    "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur,"but
    according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours ."
     
  2. codivecop

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  3. JAREDG21

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    IT IS HALARIOUS BUT STILL A REPOST.