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God and the Marine

Discussion in 'The US Marine Corps Forum' started by tibis3383, Nov 22, 2006.

  1. tibis3383

    tibis3383 BAMF!!!

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    Jul 22, 2006
    Denver, CO
    Body: A United States Marine was attending some college courses between
    assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of
    the courses had a professor who was an avid atheist and a member of
    the ACLU.

    One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to
    the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you
    to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The
    lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went
    by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting."
    It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of
    his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him knocking him
    off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to
    his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and
    stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually
    came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What the
    hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"

    The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting
    America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid ****
    and act like an *******. ................So, He sent me."
  2. glkdawg45


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