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God & A Harley Engineer

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by CHEF-LOU, Jan 26, 2004.

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    God & A Harley Engineer
    > >
    > > An engineer, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation,
    > > died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told him,
    > > "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles
    > > have changed the world; your reward is you can hang
    > > out with anyone you want in Heaven.
    > >
    > > "The Engineer thought about it for a minute and then said, "I
    > > want to hang out with God."
    > >
    > > St. Peter took him to the Throne Room, and introduced him to
    > > God.
    > >
    > > The engineer then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of
    > > Woman?"
    > >
    > > God said, "Ah, yes."
    > >
    > > "Well," said the engineer,"professional to professional, you
    > > have some major design flaws in your invention.
    > >
    > > 1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end
    > > protrusion.
    > >
    > > 2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.
    > >
    > > 3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
    > >
    > > 4. The intake is placed way to close to the exhaust.
    > >
    > > 5. And finally, the maintenance costs are outrageous."
    > >
    > > "Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God,
    > > "hold on."
    > >
    > > God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few
    > > words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a
    > > slip of paper and God read it.
    > >
    > > "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said
    > > to the engineer, "but according to these numbers, more men
    > > are riding my invention than yours."
    > >
    > >