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Glock review from an alternate universe

Discussion in 'General Glocking' started by SouthpawG26, Aug 19, 2012.

  1. SouthpawG26

    SouthpawG26

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    Let me preface this by saying im a "to each his/her own" kinda guy, but this gen 4 G35 review is truly something else.

    http://www.thehighroad.org/showthread.php?t=673452

    The high points of this review:

    -The box my Steyr came in is much nicer than the Glock box;

    -I was seriously maimed (arterial bleeding is mentioned, I kid you not) by the mag release basically amputating my middle finger;

    -Ive put a blindingly mirrored finish on the internal parts and it makes no difference to the trigger. None, zip;

    -I was treated for lacerations on my triggerfinger because of the trigger safety;

    -I will not shoot ONE SINGLE ROUND through the OEM barrel, I will immediately replace it with a Storm Lake barrel, to prevent a Kaboom, as every .40 that was ever made by Glock has exploded and maimed (again) the shooter;

    -How irresponsible of Glock to make that forward slide cutout, don't they know that debris flies round at the gun range that can DENT the barrel, thus BLOWING THE GUN UP IN MY HANDS, maiming the shooter (yes, again)????;

    -And now for the absolute kicker:

    THIS REVIEW HAS BEEN WRITTEN ON THE BASIS OF ME FONDLING MY NEW GUN, I HAVE YET TO FIRE IT.

    This is without any doubt the most memorable Glock review I have read in years.
     
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  2. Raleigh Glocker

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    I guess nobody told him he could just switch the mag release to the other side. Problem solved.

    However, it is sometimes fun to see people like this suffer their own ignorance.
    :)
     

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    I tried reading it, but could not finish. My head was about to explode. :shocked:



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  4. CypressTrout

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    Is this a joke? I almost want to make an account on there to rip him.. What a CLOWN! :rofl:
     
  5. Blitzo

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    Has to be a joke. All those issues are bunk.

    Actually come to think of it I don't think I am buying another one until they come with a better box. Stupid tupperware junk.

    :supergrin::supergrin:
     
  6. jakeh

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    I have bookmarked this thread as it will be interesting to read the responses he receives.

    This individual MUST be from an alternate universe as he just can't be a normal thinking human being.

    Everything he wrote is just so WRONG!

    Jake
     
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    So, the OP hates Glocks, buys one for the sight radius, and gripes about how much every part of the gun sucks. I wish I had so much money that I could dump $500 into buying things I hated. I mean, if he bought it for the sight radius, he must also have an XD, XDm, and an M&P with 5" barrels that just wouldn't cut the mustard.
     
  8. SouthpawG26

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    Ooh, I forgot to add this gem:

    -I put in a 3.5lb connector to replace the stock 4.5lb connector...

    -that rsa looks all cheap and wrong, I'm ordering an aftermarket rsa before I even fire one shot through this gun, because i just know that the stocker isn't good, just by looking at it...

    Priceless.....
     
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  9. fordemti

    fordemti SC Medic

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    That's gotta be a joke. Or a really stupid person.
     
  10. janice6

    janice6 Silver Member

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    Some are people experts and some think they are. Problem is that the thinkers don't know what they don't know.
     
  11. tonyparson

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    He could of bought one with high cap magazines..
     
  12. Mark Smeaton

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    You know, for all the negative comments and characterizations I've read about glocktalk on other forums, we have to remember; sometimes TheHighRoad does not take the high road.
     
  13. cowboy1964

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    Gotta be faked. No way that could be real. It's too scary to even think it could be real.
     
  14. kodiakpb

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    Wow, I just couldn't resist
     
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    Gecko45 rides again? :dunno:
     
  16. avenues165

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    What a riot!:rofl:

    I will make sure the next time I take my G24 out that I make sure that I do not dent the aftermarket barrel, because only a fool would use a Glock OEM barrel. I'll have to be careful because I dent my slides all the time. I just pound them back out and away I go. And I'll make sure to file down the extended mag release to keep from cutting my fingers off. Also, I am glad I didn't buy the gun for the box because the box it came in is such a joke! A serious gun requires a serious box!!

    I guess I can now carry my G24 openly because it looks soooo fake. They will just think I am a big kid playing cops and robbers! When I let them dry fire it they will know it's fake because of the worst trigger pull ever!
     
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    I say it's a really stupid person..:supergrin:
     
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    Stupid are you kidding? This guy is clueless and doesn't even know it, and what's worse is I'll bet he breeding. We are screwed people Darwin is out to lunch...