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Glock 9 Rhyme

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by GlockRN, Feb 1, 2009.

  1. GlockRN


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    Dec 10, 2007
    Written for fellow Glock Fans:

    With all the crime there is today
    A shame I must admit
    I took the time to get myself
    A Conceal Carry Permit.

    Dilemma soon encompassed me
    With haste I did not tarry
    My quest began, with zeal I sought
    A handgun for to carry.

    As thoughts turned toward a wheelgun
    My fathers favorite pick
    A good choice for a pocket piece
    Oh That Airweight +P Kick.

    Perhaps I'd go with a Forty Five
    In a 1911 frame
    With stylish looks and rounds to spare
    It's anything but tame.

    Then I tried a full sized custom out
    It blasted like a Mauser
    But to carry this I'd surely need
    Suspenders for my trousers.

    I soon began to reason that
    My need was not surreal
    A 9 with plenty rounds on hand
    And easy to conceal.

    So once I made my mind up
    On a caliber for my need
    I shot a bunch while taking notes
    As through them I did weed.

    The Para, Sig's and Kel-Tecs to
    Smith and Wesson's M&P
    A Springfield XD, H&K
    And a pricey EMP...

    Just when I thought to change my choice
    I met this gun store jock
    With a raspy voice he said to me:
    "Have you ever tried a Glock"?

    Well I started with the 17
    Yet larger than my wanting
    The 19 closer to the mark,
    Its capacity ever taunting.

    And then I tried the 26
    My search would go no further
    The weight, size and ease of use
    For me there was no other.

    Yes I came to find the pick for me
    It shot without objection
    And thats the day I understood
    The Phrase of "Glock Perfection"!

    I thought this would be appropriate in this forum, I hope you can enjoy a little Rhyme with good Reason.
  2. pupcuss27

    pupcuss27 CLM

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    May 13, 2007
    Very well done GlockRN!

    This is perfection...