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Globalization

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by potshot, Feb 3, 2004.

  1. potshot

    potshot

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    Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
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    >Answer: Princess Diana's death.
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    >Question: How come?
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    >Answer: An English princess
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    >with an Egyptian boyfriend
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    >crashes in a French tunnel,
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    >driving a German car
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    >with a Dutch engine,
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    >driven by a Belgian who was drunk
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    >on Scottish whisky,
    >(check the bottle before you change the spelling)
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    >followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,
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    >on Japanese motorcycles;
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    >treated by an American doctor,
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    >using Brazilian medicines.
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    >
    >This is sent to you by an American,
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    >using Bill Gates's technology,
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    >and you're probably reading this on your computer,
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    >that uses Taiwanese chips,
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    >and a Korean monitor,
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    >assembled by Bangladeshi workers
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    >in a Singapore plant,
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    >transported by Indian truck drivers,
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    >hijacked by Indonesians,
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    >unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,
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    >and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....
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    >That, my friends, is Globalization