Glenda is the Hillary of Oz.

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  1. Sechott

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    I'm not a OZ fan, but I believe she kidnapped Dorthy to kill off her competition; the West, East witches and destroyed The Wizard's rule. Glenda gave Dorothy false information several times, she even provided the bucket of water. Why would the witch allow a bucket of water around, knowing it could kill her? The fact is all the rulers of Oz were evil, but Glenda could be the Hillary Clinton of Oz.
     
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    Don't believe for one minute that the Munchkins and the Wizard weren't conspiring with the Tin Man to give Dorothy worms from Toto.
     
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    The worms were in the apples.
     
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    Everyone here in this thread should drink more. Or take up masturbation. Hereon . Or smoking. Something. But this earn the "inane bu//sh/t" award for the day. And this is the second time I clicked it. Couldn't believe anyone actually relied to it the first time. And now I replied, but I'm drinking, so I am, as always, cool.
     
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    I agree, drinking is a honest form of communication.
     
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    Sechott, if the worms were in the apples then why were they following the yellow brick road? Besides that, nobody has ever gotten worms from eating apples. Not only that, but everybody knows the Wizard had a thing for wormy, corn-fed girls. Remember, Dorothy was from Kansas. They eat a lot of corn in Kansas.