GKL posted this weird scripto-graph .bmp

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  1. Huaco Kid

    Huaco Kid

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    And made me buy Don Quixote.

    I remember reading a little bit in high school (I think they made me).


    *I didn't know it was four inches thick.

    But I have nothing else to do, since my guitar fingers are all numb and grey.

    Give me a month and I will sword her much more eloquently.

    With better verbage.

    And more imagination.

    Much more stabbier, I'm anticipating.
     
  2. Huaco Kid

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    It's, like, 5 am.

    Give me a break.
     

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    Tilting again are ya?

    Give You A Month? Muahahahaha

    Huaco you're going up against one of the best of the Femme Fatale GT Squad "A" Team (they're ALL damn good IMO) here. No month. She can improv with the best.

    You gotta have your ducks in a row if you're taking on THE G&KL I fear.

    That Picasso sure could scribble. I wonder if he was sober at the time?
     
  4. Huaco Kid

    Huaco Kid

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    I'm writing a new book, four inches thick, as we speak.

    Mine will NOT stab ALL the girls, because it's not the 1600's.


    They'll just make sandwiches.

    That's all we have.

    That's why Don was hanging his head in that .gif.

    400 years ago was better.
     
  5. Huaco Kid

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    I haven't practiced riding down the road, swinging a sword.

    But, I have a motorcycle.

    And a sword.

    It doesn't look good for the home team.
     
  6. Huaco Kid

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    When we were cavemen, we'd just club them and drag them back by their hair.

    And then, Farrah came along.

    We got greedy.
     
  7. Huaco Kid

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    Ever drink so much that you start talking like Burt Reynolds?

    Don't do that.
     
  8. Huaco Kid

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    Until Sally comes along.

    Then, don't stop.
     
  9. Huaco Kid

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    And then, so then, I let the dog and the little cat out at the same time. They usually hate each other and don't do that.

    Later, the dog came back.. And it's all rainy and cold and wet. And she came back. I tried to dry her with a washcloth, which she liked, and a baby-wipe, which didn't bother her,,,..

    as far as we know

    and then she went upstairs and threw some kind of wet-dog fit.

    Now my wife is mad because she woke up early.

    I didn't even do it.

    The dog did.
     
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    They forced us to read H.L. Mencken. The moment we starting asking questions about his beliefs and quoting him....they called us bigots.
     
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  11. Huaco Kid

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    I didn't ride my bike, or pull out the sword.

    But I've been stabbing a lot of air. For practice.

    Because, I know she's coming.

    In the dark.
     
  12. Huaco Kid

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    I stab a lot of hanging pigs, like in Gangs Of New York.

    "Let it slide off the ribs. "

    "And, never, wipe the blood off."
     
  13. Huaco Kid

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    I could have a sword in one hand, and this little killing-crab in the other.

    Stab. Stab. Crab. Crab. In your face.
     
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    The crab would be much more effective with a claymore.

    Just sayin.
     
  15. Glock&KimberLady

    Glock&KimberLady Morior Invictus

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    I saw the thread title and thought, "SAYWHAT?"

    Then remembered...

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    Enjoy reading?