Subject: Girls Night Out Two women, who had been friends for years, decide to go for a Girls' Night Out, and had too many cocktails. Incredibly drunk and near a graveyard, one of them suggested doing their business behind a headstone. The first woman had nothing to dry herself with so she took off her panties, used them, and threw them away. Her friend, however, was wearing a rather expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but noticed a large ribbon on a wreath that was on one of the graves. So she dried herself with the ribbon. The next day the first woman's husband phoned the other husband and said, "This girls' night out thing has got to stop right now. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other husband, "mine came home with a card stuck to her butt that said: FROM ALL OF US AT THE FIRE STATION, WE'LL NEVER FORGET YOU."