The other day, my friends and I went to a "Ladies Night Club." One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek! Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out $20 bill. She calls the guy back over, licks the $20 bill, and sticks it to his other butt cheek. In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a $50 bill and calls the guy over and licks the bill. I am worried about the way things are going, but fortunately she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks too. My relief was short lived. Seeing the way things are going, the guy comes over to me! Now everyone's attention is focused on me and the guy is trying to get me to top the $50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet. What was I going to do? Then my habitual side took over! I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his ***, grabbed the 80 bucks, and went home!