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Girls night out!

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by ERASER, Nov 16, 2003.


    ERASER Nyuk,Nyuk,Nyuk!

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    Jan 23, 2000
    The other day, my friends and I went to a "Ladies Night Club." One of the girls
    wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. When the male
    dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt
    cheek! Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out $20 bill.

    She calls the guy back over, licks the $20 bill, and sticks it to his other butt
    cheek. In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls
    out a $50 bill and calls the guy over and licks the bill. I am worried about the
    way things are going, but fortunately she just stuck it to one of
    his butt cheeks too. My relief was short lived. Seeing the way things are going,
    the guy comes over to me! Now everyone's attention is focused on me and the guy
    is trying to get me to top the $50. My brain was churning as I reached for my
    wallet. What was I going to do? Then my habitual side took over!

    I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his ***, grabbed the 80
    bucks, and went home!
  2. General Sherman

    General Sherman

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    Nov 15, 2003
    Dunwoody, near Atlanta, Georgia USA