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Girl's Night Out

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by doubletap1, Nov 12, 2002.

  1. doubletap1

    doubletap1

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    This made me laugh...

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    The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls."
    I told my husband that I would be home by midnight.

    Well, the hours passed and the champagne was going down way too easy.
    Just before 3 a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed for home.

    Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing he'd probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.

    I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

    The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him midnight. He didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that one.

    Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."

    When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "oh ****," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the cat and farted.
     
  2. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    Hey 'Double',

    That one made me laugh, too.

    Thanks for the chuckle...
     

  3. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    Doubletap1, That was great, thanks for the laugh. Eddie.
     
  4. Alex_Knight

    Alex_Knight

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  5. blue-tonic

    blue-tonic Thats My Bush!

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    I know people that would do that! LOL

    Oh heck, I would do that! ;f ;f
     
  6. matt3310

    matt3310 who me???

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    Very Funny, made my milk come out my nose!!! LOL;f ;f