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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by darkscribe, Mar 1, 2003.

  1. darkscribe

    darkscribe

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    In deference to the urban myths that so obviously hold sway over the media-educated among us, here they are- BALLISTICS FOR HOMIES!

    1. If you bust a cap in dude's leg, it's gonna bounce around and end up in his chest.

    2. You need a Raven or Jennings, fool! You ain't a man if you need mo' than that.

    3. Cuz, pour out a forty on your new gat, for all yo' dead homies.

    4. No b1tch gonna tell me what to do. I bet that thing ain't loaded, nohow!
    ;f

    By the way, a white kid in Visalia told me #1.
     
  2. Dennis in MA

    Dennis in MA Get off my lawn

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    LOL

    You forgot:

    5. If hit by a bullet, you will fly at least 6 feet backwards in the air.

    6. If you think the dude is dead, shoot him again. He's faking it and has another gat on his ankle.

    7. Car doors stop everything short of anti-tank rounds.
     

  3. David_G17

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    8. a revolver might jam on you, but a cheap tec-9 converted to full aout with a 50 round mag will never jam.