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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by KY Moose, Jun 17, 2003.

  1. KY Moose

    KY Moose

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    A man meets a beautiful blonde and decides he wants to marry her right away. She tells him they don't know anything about each other. He tells her that it's fine, they can learn about each other as they go along, he only knows he has to have her NOW for his own. She consents, they marry ... then leave for their honeymoon to a very nice resort.

    One morning as they are lying by the pool, he gets up from his towel. He climbs the 10 meter board and fluidly performs a two and a half tuck full gainer followed by three rotations in a jackknife position, then straightens out and cuts the water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he comes back and eases back on his towel.

    Very excited, she says, "That was incredible!"

    "I used to be an Olympic diving champion," he says. "You see, I told youwe'd learn more about ourselves as we went along."

    The blonde gets up, jumps in the pool, and starts doing laps. After
    about fifty laps, she climbs back out and lays down on her towel, hardly out of breath.

    Very excited, he says, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?"

    "No," she answers. "I was a hooker in Laredo, Texas, and I worked both
    sides of the river."
     
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