Getting Older

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  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for the little blue Viagra pill.

    The pharmacist asked "How many?"

    The man replied, "Just a few, maybe a half dozen. I cut each one into four pieces."

    The pharmacist said, "That's too small a dose. That won't get you through intimacy."

    The old fellow said, "Oh, I'm past eighty years old and I don't even think about intimacy much anymore. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't whiz on my new golf shoes."