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Get you to the top

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jul 18, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A turkey was chatting with a bull.
    "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,"
    sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy"

    "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?"
    replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."

    The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it
    actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest
    branch of the tree.

    The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached
    the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, there
    he was, proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon
    he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey
    out of the tree.

    Moral of the story:

    Bullcrap might get you to the top,
    but it won't keep you there.