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Get them terrorists

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Nov 1, 2002.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Since the Taliban cannot stand nudity and consider it a sin to
    see a naked woman that is not a wife, this Saturday afternoon at
    2:00 PM. Eastern time, all North American women are asked to
    walk out of their houses completely naked to help weed out any
    neighborhood terrorists.

    Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this antiterrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to prove they think it's okay to see other women nude, and to show support for their fellow sisters.

    Since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.

    The United States of America appreciates your efforts to root out
    terrorists and applauds your participation.
     
  2. matt3310

    matt3310 who me???

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    YES!!!!!!;f ;f ;f


    LMAO
     

  3. GlocksRock

    GlocksRock No California

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    Sounds like a good plan to me.

    (Ugly and fat chicks need not apply)
     
  4. bmorge

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    pay no attention to the abundance of camcorders, the event needs to be documented.