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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Nov 2, 2006.

  1. okie

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    On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple are involved in
    a fatal car accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside
    the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven.
    While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married
    in Heaven?

    When St. Peter shows up, they asked him. St. Peter says, "I don't
    know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find
    out," and he leaves.

    The couple sat and waited for an answer. Two months pass and the
    couple are still waiting. So as they waited, they discussed that IF
    they were allowed to get married in Heaven, SHOULD they get married,
    what with the eternal aspect of it all. "What if it doesn't work?"
    they wondered, "Are we stuck together FOREVER?"

    After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat raggled.
    "Yes," he informs the couple, "you CAN get married in Heaven."

    "Great!" said the couple, "But we were just wondering, what if
    things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"

    St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slams his clipboard onto the ground.

    "What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple.

    "OH, COME ON!" St. Peter shouts, "It took me three months to find a
    priest up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take me to find
    a lawyer?"