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Get in the cup

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jun 30, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A recent retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his coworkers.
    Thinking he'd try the game, he asked the local pro for lessons,
    explaining that he knew nothing whatever of the game. The pro
    showed him the stance and swing, then said, "Just hit the ball
    toward the flag on the first green."

    The novice teed up and smacked the ball straight down the fairway
    and onto the green, where it stopped inches from the hole. "Now
    what?" the fellow asked the speechless pro.

    "Uh... you're supposed to hit the ball into the cup" the pro
    finally said, once he was able to speak again.

    "Oh great!", the beginner replied, "NOW you tell me!"