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Georgia Girls

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Eddie C., Mar 18, 2004.

  1. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had set their new wives straight on their duties.

    The first man had married a woman from Alabama, and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed to be done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

    The second man had married a woman from Florida. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

    The third man had married a Georgia Girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day, most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye!

    Eddie C.;)
     
  2. potshot

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    Eddie C told a joke;+ ^5 ;Y ;f
    (albeit a rerun)
     

  3. potshot

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    Now that I scroll down the page, I see he told another.