General Custer's Last Words

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by bountyhunter, May 31, 2002.

  1. bountyhunter

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    Where did all those Indians come from?

    Do you think they're friendly?

    Don't take any prisoners.
     
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    Actually it was, "oh-ohh."

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    I shouldn't have worn my Arrow shirt...
     
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    Can't we have a drink and talk this over?
     
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    Remember men : Take no priso...Holy Flaming Buffalos!!!
     
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    Hey, this isn't the KOA!
     
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    Damn, that's a lot of Indians...
     
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    Anybody got a band-aid?
     
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    Bereit machen für Sturmangriff (I guess ;Q )!

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    It was "Jesus Christ!!! Run Away!! Run Away!!!" ;a
     
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    Dammit! I only had one week left until retirement!
     
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    Tell them I said something clever!!
     
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    Apologies to Union General Sedgewick whose last words were "They couldn't hit an elephant at this dis...." referring to Confederate snipers at Manassas (or somewhere?).
     
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    Ow stop it that hurts!
     
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    What can those guys do to us? They've only got a few arrows.
     
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