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Gay Frank

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Navy Whale, Jul 18, 2002.

  1. Navy Whale

    Navy Whale Irritant

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    Gay Frank goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run.

    The doctor comes back and says "Frank, I am not going to beat around the bush. You have AIDS."

    Frank is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?"

    The doctor says "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Grapenuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice."


    Frank asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?" "No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your arse is for."
     
  2. DWavs

    DWavs Moderator Moderator

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