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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jan 24, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A body builder walks into a bar, and
    after a while and a few drinks, picks up
    a girl, and decided to head back to his
    place. By the time they got home he saw
    that the girl was so excited that he rips
    off his shirt, points to the bulging
    biceps and says, "See these baby -
    1000lbs. of dynamite!"

    The girl becomes even more excited.
    Seeing this, he then tears off his jeans,
    points to his muscular thighs and says,
    "See these baby - 1000lbs. of dynamite!"

    The girl can hardly contain herself at
    this point. So finally, he drops his
    "fruit of the looms". The girl jumps up
    and runs for the door, the guy catches
    up with her and says, "Baby, where are
    you going?"

    She replies, "With 2000lbs. of dynamite
    and such a short fuse I was afraid you
    were going to explode!"
     
  2. Guest

    Ouch! That had to hurt...