Funny Stuff Your Kids Say

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  1. Glock&KimberLady

    Glock&KimberLady Morior Invictus

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    I was just in the kitchen frying ground turkey for spaghetti, and my six year old daughter says, "Mom, that smells really good."

    Without turning around from her place at the kitchen table, the four year old daughter says, "Well, of course. That's me farting."

    :rofl:

    And of course, a few years ago, Numbah One Son pipes up from the backseat of the car, "Mom? If you get chicken pox, will you turn into a chicken?" in deadly seriousness.
     
  2. PuroMexicano

    PuroMexicano VIVA MEXICO !!!

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    :rofl: funniest comment ever
     

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    RedHaze Handgunner

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    We got a "my nipples are hairy" down at the DMV from our 4 year old last year... yeah, that was great.
     
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    I thought only my farts smelled like fried turkey.
     
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    :rofl::rofl:
     
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    :dunno: Me too... oh well
     
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    TheVeryIdea Cowbell Glocker

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    That is hilarious.

    BTW, welcome back, GKL. (...?) :wavey:
     
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    Davegrave Dapper Dan

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    My niece 5 or 6 at the time...
    My mom and sister were talking about their new diets for quite a while..
    "Uncle Dave, are you on a diet?"
    "No"
    "Well you need to be."
    :crying:








    :rofl:
     
  10. larry_minn

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    Yrs ago out to eat with extended family. Nephew needs to go to bathroom. As sis is divorced I offer to go along. We come back in and he LOUDLY says something like. "I went to the bathroom all by myself" Dead quiet then laughter.
     
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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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    Daughter told me yesterday that her belly hurt. I replied by asking where exactly did it hurt. She pointed to her belly and informed me that it was because she had a toy in there.
     
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    In Wal Mart one evening, 4 year old son yells, "Mommy don't beat me!"
     
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    scwine ^%(#@$^!!!!!!!

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    A few months back, my wife asked our daughter(5 yrs old) if she knew the difference between a hen and a rooster, because there is one(rooster) that chases her at my in-laws.
    My daughter said, " Why yes mommy. A rooster has a big pecker!" :shocked:(In her meaning a big beak).
    My wife about fell on the ground from laughing and stated, "Well, yes, umm I guess that's right".:embarassed:
     
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    :rofl::rofl:

    I just LOL'd.
     
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    Showed a two year old a squirrel for the first time. SHe meant to say "It looks like a cat!"

    It came out "It looks like a snack!" I lol'ed, they do look tasty.
     
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    Mikey444 sacré bleu!

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    Usually they say funny stuff like "Let me out of the closet"
     
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    DrMaxit Dirtbag Airman

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    I had a 3yr old tell me his daddy was going to beat me up the other night.... and that this was his mommy and daddy's bed....
     
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    Brother: "I have a sister."
    Sister: "No you don't, you have a princess."
     
  20. scwine

    scwine ^%(#@$^!!!!!!!

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    another one....

    My daughter(5) was talking on the phone with her best friend from school. Well, every now and then they will start arguing. My wife told her she needs to get off the phone. My daughter looked at my wife and said,"Mommy she made me so mad my eyes got big!". :rofl: