One Sunday afternoon my brother and I were playing in the living room when we noticed that mom and dad were no longer in the room with us. I was about 9 at the time and my brother was 7 years old. We checked the kitchen and the den and they were no where to be found. We then proceeded to walk down the hall to mom and dad's bedroom and found the door locked. As I tried to open the door again, I told dad to open the door. I heard nothing from the other side. I asked again....nothing. My brother and I then started to beat on the door and asked mom and dad to open the door. Again no response. I finally asked what are ya'll doing? Nothing but silence. I asked again, what are ya'll doing? Finally, dad hollered back, I'm reading the newspaper! Not missing a beat my brother hollered back, well read faster!!