Funny Questions and answers

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  1. chr_edw

    chr_edw Holster Maker

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    WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR:

    Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
    A: It's Braille for "suck here".

    Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
    A: It's the same as a French kiss, but "down under."

    Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
    A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

    Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
    A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them.

    Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
    A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch.
     
  2. pupcuss27

    pupcuss27 CLM

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