8 year old Mohammad entered his classroom on the first day of school.
"What's your name?", asked the teacher.
"Mohammad," he replied.
"You're in Ireland now," replied the teacher, "So from now on you will be
known as Mike”.
Mohammad returned home after school.
"How was your day, Mohammad?", his mother asked.
"My name is not Mohammad. I'm in Ireland and now my name is Mike”.
"Are you ashamed of your name? Are you trying to dishonor your parents,
your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!"
And his mother beat the **** out of him.
Then she called his father, who
beat the **** out of him again.
The next day Mohammad returned to school. The teacher saw all of his
"What happened to you, Mike?", she asked.
"Well shortly after becoming an Irishman, I was attacked by two *******
That can't work. You gotta flip the switch, dummy!
OK, that one was really good. +1000
TERRORIST ACTIVITY HAS CAUSED HILLARY CLINTON TO TAKE MEASURES IN ORDER TO PROTECT HER CANDIDACY FOR THE 2016 PRESIDENCY.
FOR SECURITY REASONS, HILLARY HAS CHOSEN A MUSLIM NAME.
SELDOM BIN LAYED
.......as we get closer to the election, we must remember that we cannot trust Hillary Clinton to create American jobs........
The last time she had a simple job to do, she outsourced it to Monica Lewesky.
Presidential election: Same old circus, just new clowns!
The thought of an HRC POTUS is quite scary.
Barry on the Second Amendment
Watch it sucka!