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Discussion in 'Political Issues' started by nursetim, Dec 11, 2015.
Crowd waiting for Biden's arrival in WI today.
Dear Claudia, I don't know if you're a hero, but you sure as hell had your partners back! God Bless you and your partner and thank you for what you do...Please keep us up to date...
Actually, marxist tend not to bathe either.
Hey... It gives Sleepy/Creepy Joe some people to wave to...
I'm waiting for a snowflake to fact-check this on Snopes.
The coach had put together the perfect team for the Chicago Bears. All that was missing was the quarterback. He scouted all the colleges, Canadian teams and even the European league but couldn't find a ringer who could guarantee a super bowl.
Then one night he was watching CNN. In the corner of the screen there was a young Afghan Muslim soldier with an incredible arm.
He threw a hand-grenade into a 15 story window from 100 yards away. KABOOM.
He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards straight down a chimney. KA-BLOOEY.
Then he threw another into the window of a passing car going 90mph. BULLSEYE.
"I've got to get this guy" the coach said. "He has the perfect arm."
He brings him to the states and teaches him the great game of football and the Bears win the super bowl. He is hailed as the great hero of football. When the coach askes what he wants, all the young man says is "I want to call my mom."
"Mom" he says "I just won the super bowl."
"I don't want to talk to you" she says. "You are not my son."
"I don't think you understand mom" he says "I've just won the worlds greatest sporting event."
"No, let me tell you" she retorts "At this very moment there are bullets flying around us. The neighborhood is a pile of ruble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week and I have to keep your sister from going outside so she doesn't get raped." The old lady pauses and then tearfully says "I will never forgive you for moving us to Chicago."