Funny, Comedian One Liners Tom Clancy: "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural wholesome things that money can buy." Steve Martin: "You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither." Drew Carey: "Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damned good." Woody Allen: "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a Good partner, you'd better have a good hand." Rodney Dangerfield: "If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all." Rodney Dangerfield: "My wife said she'd like to have sex in the back seat of the car... and she wanted me to drive." George Burns: "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of Getting married." George Burns: "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." Lynn Lavner: "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the mercedes-Benz 380SL." Harvey Korman: "Using Viagra is like putting a new flagpole on a Condemned building."