Funny City Names

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  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    The following are real names of actual locations:

    Bastard (Norway)

    Beaver (Oklahoma, USA)

    Beaver Head (Idaho, USA)

    Brown Willy (Cornwall, UK)

    ********'s Knob (Australia)

    Climax (Colorado, USA)

    Dildo (Newfoundland, Canada)

    Dong Rack (Thailand-Cambodia border)

    Dongo (Congo - Democratic Republic)

    Fuku (Shensi, China)

    Fukue (Honshu, Japan)

    Fukui (Honshu, Japan)

    Fukum (Yemen)

    Hold With Hope (Greenland)

    Intercourse (Pennsylvania, USA)

    Lickey End (West Midlands, UK)

    Little Dix Village (West Indies)

    Lord Berkeley's Knob (Sutherland, Scotland)

    Middle Intercourse Island (Australia)

    Muff (Northern Ireland)

    Nobber (Donegal, Ireland)

    Pis Pis River (Nicaragua)

    Sexmoan (Luzon, Philippines)

    Seymen (Turkey)

    Shafter (California, USA)

    Shag Island (Indian Ocean)

    Tittybong (Australia)

    Tong Fuk (Japan)

    Turdo (Romania)

    Twatt (Orkney, UK)

    Wank (Germany)

    Wankendorf (Schleswig-Holstein, Germany)

    Wankener (India)

    Wankie (Zimbabwe)

    Wankie Colliery (Zimbabwe)

    Wanks River (Nicaragua)

    Wankum (Germany)

    Wet Beaver Creek (Australia)
     
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    Trebuchet Sláinte !

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    zombie_dad GOTOD # 0015

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    Gaysport, OH
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    Bangs, TX
    Bushland, TX
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    Boysack (Tayside, Scot.)
    Dorking, Surrey
     
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    I think I did some diving there when I was younger.:rofl:
     
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    3/325 Infidel Artist

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    Phu ket, Thailand (supposed to be one word, but the GT filter keeps *****-ing it.)

    Yeah, I know... "it's pronounced poo-ket"
    Big deal. Sounds funnier the way I say it. :supergrin:
     
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    zombie_dad GOTOD # 0015

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    Cockwood, Devon- United Kingdom
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    Blue Ball, PA
    Toast, NC
    Horneytown, NC
    Climax, NC
    Fair Play, SC
    Toad Suck, AR
    Fruitland, TN
    Riceville, KY
     
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    SCmasterblaster G17 carrier since 1989 Millennium Member

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    There are a lot of gay bars in:




    Bend,OR
     
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    Boring, Or
    ZigZag, Or
     
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    zombie_dad GOTOD # 0015

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    pesticidal Eh? CLM

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    Climax, MN
    Fertile, MN
    Zap, ND
    Absaraka, ND
    Embarrass, MN

    The local ones I could think of.
     
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    Hey quit picking on Climax Nc, I happen to live there and I ve been through Horneytown. South of me in Randolph county there is a place ( well a road sign anyway) that is Erect. So if you're driving north on Hwy 22 you go can from Erect to Climax in about 25 miles.
     
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    There is a Blue Ball in AR as well.

    I live not to far from and do my banking in Pea Ridge, AR. It is funnier when you pronounce it.

    When I was a kid we used to call Alpena, Al*****.
     
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    "Cherrytown" is right next to "Shy Beaver" in Pennsylvania.
    Rexburg Idaho has "Beaver Dick Park" in it, (named after the old fur trapper, Beaver Dick).
     
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    No one thought of Gay Head, Martha's Vineyard? :p
     
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    Now that's funny, I don't care who you are!!!