Fellow notices a very unusual funeral procession making its way down the road. It consists of two hearses followed by a man and a dog along with 30 or so other men walking single file. Curious, he decided to ask the man with the dog. " Sir I know this is probably a very bad time, but could you please explain what kind of funeral this is?" Man says, " my wife is in the first hearse, my dog here jumped on her and tore her apart day before yesterday" Other fellow says " I'm so sorry, but what about the other hearse?" Man says "Oh that's my mother-inlaw, she tried to help my wife, and the dog turned on her too." Fellow says,,," I have got to have that dog!!!!" Man says,,," Get in Line"